2008-04-28

disturbing revelation.

i just recalled my last dream tonight. in it, i assisted in the murder/torture (can't remember which) of a classmate. the main perpetrator was of course, another classmate.

i swear to god, i hold no grudges against this dude.

2008-04-26

How do you tell if we're in a slowdown, recession, or a full depression?
When other people lose their jobs, economists call it a slowdown.
When you lose your job, economists call it a recession.
When economists lose their jobs, it's a full depression. :)

2008-04-06

If the truth is that you can find CFL lighting in friggin dollar
stores now...you absolutely have NO excuse whatsoever to not convert.
When considering lifetime costs, people are literally paying you to be
environmentally friendly. Haha.